The Wish list ...

to begin with just 2 things ...

1) A GOOGLE search buttonSo that next time I'm hyperventilating about "losing" my passport or ATM card or keys, it will jump to my rescue. It should be fairly simple, really.Every time I perform the action of picking up something and putting it somewhere, a little chip in my head should record item name and location and file it away in this giant database. Each item goes by it's common name as the key. Perhaps we can even grade items- from trivial to crucial, so that it records the last ten locations of crucial items, and only last location of trivial items. See! Easy it is.
2) An ESCAPE buttonSo that next time someone is irritating the hell out of me in real life, instead of working myself up to want to punch said person or scream obscenities (yes, i gave up on emailing obscenities) I can coolly push ignore. And carry on humming my favourite song. Preferably, this button should miraculously take form on irritating person's forehead, as soon as my BP is reaching certain levels. How cool it would be! ahahahahah! love the very idea!

my first blog

As I sit beside a thin wall and wait for the first strains of Barking Dog's throat, I wonder how often must I too have annoyed someone so much that they want my existence shifted, their social circles out of my aura.Time I stop barking.
Lets blog blog...

..now who let this dog out ??